One
More Dog
One Dog Is No Trouble And Two Are
So Funny
The Third One Is Easy, The Fourth
One's A Honey
The Fifth Is Delightful, The Sixth
One's A Breeze
You Find You Can Live With A Housefull
With Ease
So How 'Bout Another? Would
You Really Dare?
They're Really Quite Easy, But Oh
Lord, The Hair!
With Dogs On The Sofa And Dogs On
The Bed
And Crates In The Kitchen, Its No
Bother You Said
They're Really No Trouble, Their
Manners Are Great
What's Just One More Dog And One
More Little Crate?
The Sofa Is Hairy, The Windows Are
Crusty
The Floor Is All Foootprints, The
Furniture's Dusty
The Housekeeping Suffers But What
Do You Care?
Who Minds A Few Noseprints And A
Little More Hair?
So Let's Keep A Puppy, You Can Always
Find Room
And A Little More Time For The Dust
Cloth And Broom
There's Hardly A Limit To The Dogs
You Can Add
The Thought Of A Cutback Sure Makes
You Feel Sad
Each One Is Special, So Useful, So
Funny
The Food Bill Grows Larger, You
Owe The Vet Money
Your Folks Never Visit, Few Friends
Come To Stay
Except Other Dog Folks Who Live
The Same Way
Your Lawn Has Now Died And Our Shrubs
Are Dead Too
Your Weekends Are Busy, Your Off
With Your Crew
There's Dog Food And Vitamins, Training
And Shots
And Entries And Travel And Motels
Which Cost Lots
Is It Worth It You Wonder? Are You
Caught In A Trap?
Then That Favorite Comes Up And
Climbs In Your Lap
His Look Says You're Special And
You Know That You Will
Keep All The Critters In Spite Of
The Bill
Some Just For Showing And Some Just
To Breed
And Some Just For Loving, They All
Fill A Need
Winter Is A Hassle But The Dogs Love
It True
And They Must Have Their Walks Tho'
You Are Numb And Blue
Late Evening Is Awful, You Scream
And You Shout
At The Dogs On The Sofa Who Refuse
To Go Out
The Dogs And The Dog Shows, The Travel,
The Thrills
The Work And The Worry, The Pressure,
The Bills
The Whole Thing Seems Worth It, The
Dogs Are Your Life
They're Charming And Funny And Offset
The Strife
Your Lifestyle Has Changed, Things
Just Won't Be The Same
Yes Those Dogs Are Addictive And
So's The Dog Game!
Author Unknown
This about sums up the life of Mrs. O'Poodles...!
But she would like to add to all of those
folks who have ventured into a multiple-poodle lifestyle..."Please! Beware
of the dread post-PMS disease...MPS! That's Multiple Poodle Syndrome (or
it could be called MPD for Multiple Poodle Disorder, as many so-called
regular people like to think).
MPS is a terminal condition...some of Mrs.
O'Poodles' Human children think that the only cure is to lock her up in
a padded room and give her one dog, only...until she gives in to the single
Poodle lifestyle! "Booo... to the Doggie Nay-sayers! Simply prepostorous!"
says Mrs. O'Poodles.
Advice from Mrs. O'Poodles..."Be prepared
for the insidious symptoms of MPS to begin to manifest...try to take control
of the situation first...that will prolong the inevitable (maybe for a
few weeks).
Some of the obvious symptoms are:
1...That puppy is sooo special...when he
looks into my eyes....well, we are bonded...that's it! He's mine!
2...This puppy nuzzles my neck when we nap
on the couch. She loves me...she is special! How can I let her go? Only
to a better home (not much chance of that happening!)
3...Oh...Look at this one! He is so special!
He just lays at my feet so quietly...he just wants to be close to me...how
precious and sweet. He would be heartbroken to have to leave here to go
to a new home...
4...But I love this one...she is so special!
5...This poor little wimpy puppy. He is
so special! I just know that no-one will want him! He's such a runt...he
must be protected from the world. Maybe one of my grown children will take
him..I know! The grandchildren would love him. (That may be why they want
Mrs. O'Poodles in a padded room...the ingrates! Every last one of my six
children have such lovely poodles in their homes...what's a few more? I
simply don't understand their attitudes.)
6...This one is just plain special! That's
it...end of story, she stays!
This is but just a few of the warning signs
to alert you to the impending disease crisis called MPS!
HERE ARE A FEW MORE...
1...There are so many gorgeous colors of
poodles...I just love this special color of_____! Maybe if I get
just one! (The problem is...each color also comes in each size. Then, of
course since the color is so beautiful, one must reproduce it with a litter
of pups...)
2...What a unique size, very special...people
have expressed a desire for that size...I must keep that one for breeding.
3...This is her last litter! I must keep
several of her pups! They are all special!
4...But I love this dog and he loves me...how
could I send him away? He's special!
HERE IS THE LAST STAGE OF MPS, now
mutated to MDS (Multiple Doodle Syndrome) and then the end stage...MPDD/D
(Multiple Poodle Doodle Disorder/Disease)...manifested as a keen interest
in breeding and owning Labradoodles, Goldendoodles, DobieDoodles, Schnoodles,
Shih-Doodles, Cocker-doodles, Peekadoodles, Malti-doodles, Lhasa-doodles;
The list could and does go on and on.
1...Labradoodles...special indeed...the
new designer dog!
2...Goldendoodles...even more special ...especially
to Golden lovers, who want a non-shedding Golden.
3...Shih-doodles are special...so cute and
non-shedding.
4...In fact, they are all SPECIAL!
5...I am now in big trouble! I have acquired
a pair of very special dogs...PUGS! I can't picture Puggadoodles ...hmmm!
Maybe I'm in remission.